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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's funnier than 24? 25

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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