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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Justin Bieber.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A woman is carried out of a bar.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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