- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Knock knock. Get out!!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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