How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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