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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

Barack Obama is a good president.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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