- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Get out!!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

what did the black women name her child jamaal

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