- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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