- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Flowers are colors Love me

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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