2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Poop

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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