- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Adam Chebali is awesome

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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