a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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quantum physics?

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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