- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

sucks Syntax...

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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