- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's 9+10? 19.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What does water smell like? water.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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