- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Tall asians

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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