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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock Knock Who's there

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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