once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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