- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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