whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Gay rights.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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