Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

If you have a stroke, call 000

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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