What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

womens rights

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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