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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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