- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

I love alchohol!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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