Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

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