LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Knock Knock Come in

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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derp

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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