- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are red.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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