- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one plus one? two.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why? Because.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's up? Your time.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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