A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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