What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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A shark ate your mom

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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