- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

800 people died last year. end of story

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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