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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

This isn't funny.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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