- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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