9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Mogok Papiti.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

were at work systems r down

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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