How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Your gay

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69.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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