identical jokes get different votes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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