What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

All of these jokes are about white people

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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