Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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