A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Women's rights

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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