Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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i like turtles

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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