Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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12 in general

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Anti Joke

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