- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

a man was shot.... he died

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Anti-jokes are funny.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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