- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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