Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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