Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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