- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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