- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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