- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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