- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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