Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

The chickens have become self-aware!

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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