why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Your're racist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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