How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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the redsox

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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