- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

knock knock go away

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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