- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Sloths

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

black people

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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