- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.