Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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