- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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