MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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