- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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