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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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