- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A van drives into a car.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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