What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Theres an app for the iPhone.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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