why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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