- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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