- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.