How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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