- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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