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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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