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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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